The Comic Strip Presents...

, Billy, Vim Fuego, Dick, Mike/Hatchett/Julio/Bolsen/Man in Cage/Jenkins/Zarkoff, Michael, Martin, Bean, Desmond, Ace, Peter, Brian, John, Billy/Prince/Giles Cricket Bat Portland, Eddie Monsoon, Gordon/Bill, 2nd MI5 Man/Fan, Adrian/Slim/Policeman, Bestman, Dreamy Time Escort

, Anne, Cathy, Sally, Little Sister, Monica, June, Jessica, Maria, Ice Maiden, Doreen, Chas/Marilyn/Captain/Drunk, Shona/Second Nun/Horse Rider, Lorna, Hannah, Debbie, Liz, Meryl Streep, Angie

, George, Eleanor, Verity/Old Lady/Celebrity, Susie, Frances, Passion, Rachel, Consuela, Veronica, Fiona/Frances, Caroline, Joan, Tracy, Nayler, Francesca, Hermine, Frances/Mrs. Shines, Ursula, Mrs. Cooper, Monica, Jackie/First Nun

, Colin Grigson, Dreamy Time Escort, Tim, Ali Kitson, Speaker/Hunchback, Toadstool, Slug/General Erwin/Hovis, Jeremy, Tark, Lord Mayor, Richard, Carlos

Spider Webb, Mr. Lovebucket, Rollo, Julian, Tiny Townsend, Radio DJ/Cocker/Wally/Miguel/Brown/Field Marshall/Drunk/Terrorist, Victor, Al Pacino, Phil, Julio, Dave, Peter, Waiter/Shopkeeper, Tony Benn, Alan, Miguel, Pete, Keith, Mr. Chipstick, Squealer, Nick, Milk Policeman, Gary

Den Dennis, Stan, Dave, Derek, TV Presenter, Steve's Manager/1st MI5 Man, Marlon, Nigel, Charles, Tommy/Doc/Ivan/McClowsky/Australian, Paul, Aldo Vini, Tony, Bernard/Old Man/Camp Actor 1, Julian

Max, Gerald, Gypsy/Shopkeeper, Kurt, Goldie/Dutch/Celebrity, Mother, Chief of Police, Salesman/Screwball/Mario/Harry Kiri/Markoff, Ken, Desmond

Green Leader, Film Executive/Camp Actor 2/Architect/Celebrity, Gino, Kevin, Mason/Gondolier, Patrick, Mr. Bastardos/Train Guard, Brian Epstein, Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater

Toby Thurlow, Barman/Ticket Collector, Bridegroom, Workman 1, Kix, Godfrey, Postman

Danny, Geordie, Crazy James Fairchild/Roy, Under Manager, Bertoli, Rollon, Gerry/2nd Man/Picketer

Louise, Cheryl, Bumble, Slammer, Landlady, Carol

Nick/London Transport Man/2nd Soldier/3rd Workman, Hopeful, Party Guest, Keith, Les Dogs Leader, Frenchman

Uncle Quentin, Prime Minister, Captain Phillips, Professor Roland Breeze

Newsvendor, Soldier/2nd Workman, Soldier, Groom's Uncle, Don

Pierrepoint/Heffer, Ron, Dirty Dick, Red

McGahey, Corelli, Fingers, Mr. Knuckles

Bride's Father, Mog, Carl Moss/Sterling Moss, Paul

Man at Delivery Bay, Ticket Collector, 2nd Beefeater, Policeman

Workman 2, Soldier, Harry/Councillor, 3rd MI5 Man/Don

himself, Cab Fare

Hawaiian, Jamie, Corky

Aide/Kinnock, General Galtieri, Tammy

Mary, Charlotte

Man, Neighbour

himself, himself (voice)

himself, Ray

Spider's Wife, Girlfriend

Barman, Taxi Driver

Ricki, Recording Studio Engineer

Jane, Brenda

Roger, Barman

Hilary, Promo Director

Assistant in Chart Shop, Reg

Mr. Jolly

Baby, Joan's Child

Brother-in-Law, Cafe Owner

Constable, Heavy

Tammy, Joan's Child

Rico, Self

Chip Shop Youth, Youth in Chinese Restaurant

Nicholas Parsons, Himself

Professor Temple, Judge Hate

Warder, Steve Wild

Dean, Sir Horace Cutler

Waiter, Sly

Groom's Father, Mig

Police Inspector

Aunt Fanny

Timmy

Policeman

Judy

Tracy

Saxophone Player

Manager

Cashier

himself

himself

Beth

Jake

Simon

Tarzan

Jane

Japanese Girl

Janie

Mrs. French

Willy

Buzz

Timmy

Shopkeeper

Dave Hallihand

himself

Interviewer

Hula

Arch Crippledick

Bula

Warden

Hawaiian

Marlon's Father

Pearl

Young Woman

Warden

Mother

Miranda

Tom

Jeremy

Mrs. Tattle

Local 1

Local 2

Nigel

Mr. Pinder

Jerry

Des

himself

Hopeful

Concert Compere

Concert Organiser

Colin's Mom

Waiter

Virgin Megastore Shop Assistant

Sexy Girl in Promo

Self

Self

Self

Self

Self

Self

Mr. Cooper

Mr. Yakimoto

Heimi Henderson

Ron

Norman

Sir Larry

Policeman

German Businessman

Policeman

Policeman

Tom Jones

Policeman

Policeman

Handsome Man

Charlie

Victoria

Chris Bell

Vanessa

The Editor

Nigel

Simone

Bouncer

Debs

Mad Mickey

Leonard

Yob 2

Jackie

Student

Steve

Trish

Yob 1

Katy

Mrs. Kendel

Mr. Kendel

Child in Promo

Child in Promo

Child in Promo

Child in Promo

Child in Promo

Child in Promo

Child in Promo

himself

himself

himself

himself

himself

himself

himself

himself

himself

himself

Lucy

Workman

Mrs. Moss

Pauline Sneak

Rufus

Anita

Lennox

Laura

Ashley

Chong's Son

Kid

Dave

Alistair

Newsreader

Mr. Chong

Ron

Mickey

Dominica

Youth in Chinese Restaurant

Female Dancer

Female Dancer

Party Guest

Party Guest

Party Guest

Party Guest

Party Guest

Party Guest

Party Guest

Naples Street Kid

Naples Street Kid

Naples Street Kid

Naples Street Kid

Naples Street Kid

Naples Street Kid

Naples Street Kid

Naples Street Kid

Naples Street Kid

Naples Street Kid

Naples Street Kid

Naples Street Kid

Maria

April

Sharon

Michelle

Scots Girl

Maid

Sexy Spaniard

Sergeant

British Aerotec Officer

himself

Commentator

Scargill

Joan's Child

Geoffrey

Don

Ladykiller

Bride

Bride's Mother

Groom's Mother

Head Waiter

Bridesmaid

Bridesmaid

Boy Madness

Kenny